The empty seat: assessment grid

Tell the joke and film yourself: here's how your performance is marked (33 points, then out of 20).

Can you…?PointsMy mark
The story
I can set the scene: the final, the ticket bought in advance3
I can describe the arrival at the stadium and the empty seat3
The dialogue
The remark about the empty seat2
The answer: the ticket was for his wife3
The reaction: “I'm awfully sorry…”2
The question: “Couldn't you have given…?”4
The punchline
I can tell the punchline4
My English
Pronunciation and intonation (questions, surprise)4
Grammar: past tenses and could / should have + past participle3
I bring the joke to life: I play the two characters3
I tell it my way: my own setting and my own words2
Total33
Mark out of 2020

Before filming: read the grid. Most points are for the dialogue and the punchline. Don't forget the intonation of the question Couldn't you have given the ticket to a friend?, and keep a straight face until the very last word!

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