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Tim and Jeff: jobs they would never do

Office worker, police officer, nurse, garbage man… Which jobs would Tim and Jeff never do, and why?

Listen to Tim and Jeff (player on the left). What are they talking about?

  • Tim and Jeff talk about .
  • Jeff would not like .
  • Tim would not want to be .
  • Jeff would not want to be .
  • Tim would not want to be .

Next: the facts →

Listen again: choose what they really say.

  • For Jeff, a desk job is .
  • Even if the pay was good, Jeff .
  • Tim thinks police work is .
  • Tim says he is .
  • He would not like to arrest people for things .
  • Jeff can't stand .
  • He can't even stand .
  • Tim likes the idea of .
  • He doesn't mind .
  • For Tim, the biggest problem would be .
  • People throw away .

Next: between the lines →

What do they really mean?

  • « I don't like working, period » : Jeff is .
  • « I wouldn't be your man » means Jeff .
  • « Fair enough » : at the end, they .

Next: drag the words →

Listen and drag the missing words.

Tim: So, Jeff, you asked me about what I'd like. Well, what about a job you wouldn't want to do. There's lots of jobs and some of them aren't so good, so what you not want to do?

Jeff: That's a difficult question. I don't like working , really.

Tim: Yeah, but who does?

Jeff: Yes, that's right, but I think a type of job I wouldn't like to do would be an , a , where it is just , where you get paper - maybe sort of like an - where you are doing nothing but sitting at your desk sort of by yourself all day, or putting things into the computer. I think it's very -social, a little bit boring, not so , and even if the pay was good, I still wouldn't want to do it because you're your life, which is short, to something that's not so fun so maybe a desk job, something at a desk, I wouldn't like to do. How about you? What job would you not like to do?

Tim: Well, to be honest with you I don't think I would make a very good police officer. I really wouldn't want to be a police officer. I know it's and it's always different but I kind of feel like I would be judging people and I'm not anti-police. I think they're needed but sometimes I with everything that a government believes in and I think it would be difficult for me to be for some things that I don't agree with. And I think that, you know, it's a hard job. It's a hard job and you've got to people that you know need help in different ways, and a police officer is just coming and putting them in jail.

Jeff: Another thing, sort of related to police officer is I wouldn't want to be a nurse or a doctor.

Tim: Oh, I'm surprised.

Jeff: A great job and it would be to save people's lives or to make them better if they're sick, to make them healthy again, but I hate blood.

Tim: Oh, really.

Jeff: blood so if there is... I can't even stand somebody with a bloody nose so I think in a situation where there is any blood around I wouldn't be your man.

Tim: Well, I think another job I wouldn't want to be is , to be honest with you.

Jeff: Oh, a garbage man would be great.

Tim: I understand. Like, I like the idea of driving from house to house. I think I would be a great post office worker, and I don't mind the manual labor of just lifting stuff up and stuff.

Jeff: A bit smelly .

Tim: Yeah. That's the biggest thing. I think the smell would really get to me, like kind of like you were with blood. I think that that smell would sometimes make me sick, and you'd be surprised what people throw away. I mean, needles, all kinds of things, dirty diapers. Things like that. I don't think I could deal with that very well.

Jeff: OK, so you'll never be a garbage man and I'll never be a nurse.

Tim: Ah, I suppose

Next: write the words →

No help this time! Listen and write the missing words.

Tim: So, Jeff, you asked me about what I'd like. Well, what about a job you wouldn't want to do. There's lots of jobs and some of them aren't so good, so what you not want to do?

Jeff: That's a difficult question. I don't like working , really.

Tim: Yeah, but who does?

Jeff: Yes, that's right, but I think a type of job I wouldn't like to do would be an , a , where it is just , where you get paper - maybe sort of like an - where you are doing nothing but sitting at your desk sort of by yourself all day, or putting things into the computer. I think it's very -social, a little bit boring, not so , and even if the pay was good, I still wouldn't want to do it because you're your life, which is short, to something that's not so fun so maybe a desk job, something at a desk, I wouldn't like to do. How about you? What job would you not like to do?

Tim: Well, to be honest with you I don't think I would make a very good police officer. I really wouldn't want to be a police officer. I know it's and it's always different but I kind of feel like I would be judging people and I'm not anti-police. I think they're needed but sometimes I with everything that a government believes in and I think it would be difficult for me to be for some things that I don't agree with. And I think that, you know, it's a hard job. It's a hard job and you've got to people that you know need help in different ways, and a police officer is just coming and putting them in jail.

Jeff: Another thing, sort of related to police officer is I wouldn't want to be a nurse or a doctor.

Tim: Oh, I'm surprised.

Jeff: A great job and it would be to save people's lives or to make them better if they're sick, to make them healthy again, but I hate blood.

Tim: Oh, really.

Jeff: blood so if there is... I can't even stand somebody with a bloody nose so I think in a situation where there is any blood around I wouldn't be your man.

Tim: Well, I think another job I wouldn't want to be is , to be honest with you.

Jeff: Oh, a garbage man would be great.

Tim: I understand. Like, I like the idea of driving from house to house. I think I would be a great post office worker, and I don't mind the manual labor of just lifting stuff up and stuff.

Jeff: A bit smelly .

Tim: Yeah. That's the biggest thing. I think the smell would really get to me, like kind of like you were with blood. I think that that smell would sometimes make me sick, and you'd be surprised what people throw away. I mean, needles, all kinds of things, dirty diapers. Things like that. I don't think I could deal with that very well.

Jeff: OK, so you'll never be a garbage man and I'll never be a nurse.

Tim: Ah, I suppose

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