Track Records

There were four race horses in a stable one day. It was raining and they were bored so they started talking about their track records.
One of them boasted, ‘I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon in eight races so far this year and I’ve  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon five of them’
‘That’s nothing!’ interrupted the second race horse, ‘I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon in twelve races  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon the beginning of this year and I’ve won seven of them.’
The third race horse broke in, ‘Well, I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon part in 15 races this year and I’ve won ten of them.’
‘I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon better than any of you,’ claimed the fourth race horse. ‘So far this year I’ve been in 18 races and I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon only  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon four of them.
At this point, they noticed that a small greyhound dog was sitting and listening to their conversation, wagging his tail. ‘I don’t want to brag,’ he said, ‘But I’ve been in forty-five  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon this year up till now and I  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon any of them!’
The horses were absolutely amazed. ‘That’s just  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon! I’ beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon  beendonehaven’theardincrediblelostneverracesrunsincetakenvewon anything like it!’ said one of them, after an impressed silence, ‘A talking dog!’